Sh!tshow White

Regular price $20.00
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Well hello there, you beautiful, complex glass of white wine!

You know, we've been looking for something like you all our lives. We're so glad we met. You're not just any old white wine. No, no. You're a red wine—disguised as a white wine. You're rich, bold, and full of flavor. You're the full package. In fact, the only thing you don't have is tannins… which is good because tannins are gross and make our mouths feel dry and furry. But besides that? You've totally got it going on.

And best of all? You're an everyday drinking wine! That means we can sip on you as much as we want without feeling guilty about it (not that we would ever feel bad about drinking wine). Like what's better than that? Nothing!

So thank you for everything—you know we'll always be here for you when you need us (or even when you don't); oh, and congrats on all the awards you've won!

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Customer Reviews

Based on 13 reviews
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Ann Tansey
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I haven’t tasted it yet. Bought several bottles which will make great Christmas gifts!

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Donald Crist
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Love your wine. We still belong to Hart to Hart where you made excellent wine 🍷

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Lynda williamson
Shit show

I just love your wines, esp the red

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Swede!
Excellent wine for amytime!

Love it.......Haven't had a wine yet that isn't fantasic. Shitshow White is one of the best.

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ZAM
Much fun

We made our first stop on a trip back from NY. Great place, Great wine!

Customer Reviews

Based on 13 reviews
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Ann Tansey
Review

I haven’t tasted it yet. Bought several bottles which will make great Christmas gifts!

D
Donald Crist
Pooped Face

Love your wine. We still belong to Hart to Hart where you made excellent wine 🍷

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Lynda williamson
Shit show

I just love your wines, esp the red

S
Swede!
Excellent wine for amytime!

Love it.......Haven't had a wine yet that isn't fantasic. Shitshow White is one of the best.

Z
ZAM
Much fun

We made our first stop on a trip back from NY. Great place, Great wine!